For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
That accounts for only three of the penises
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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