So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Plan B is the new Plan A
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
