let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
it's like iHOP with fire
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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