he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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