do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
tell me about the fingering
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