I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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