Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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