Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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