Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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