i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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