New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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