did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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