I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
