I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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