We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Randomize
