I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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