Define "chronic" masturbator.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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