You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
