So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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