Nicole vs. Life
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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