You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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