Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Is Oprah even human
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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