Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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