Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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