I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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