i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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