I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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