whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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