ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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