Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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