i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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