lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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