btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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