Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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