Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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