Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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