Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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