The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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