She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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