Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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