I'm drive I can fine osifer
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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