Whod you bang
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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