I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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