Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(607): View more from New York

I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.

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(713): View more from Texas

My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.

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(631): View more from New York

In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.

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(707): View more from California

At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.

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(906): View more from Michigan

Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on

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