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SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Woke up backwards on a recliner
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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