and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I think people are normalizing furries
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