he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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