I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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