it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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