belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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