Heybabeimwearingurpanties
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Four minutes until I can fart!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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