Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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