dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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