Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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