My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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